I got a hotel room at New York New York in Las Vegas and I was very happy. They've got that rollercoaster encircling the entire premises, just like Manhattan.

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

This one commercial said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were!

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.