When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.
Mitch HedbergI went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized!
Mitch HedbergYeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot!
Mitch Hedberg