I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it, so I would get a baby-naming book. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on.

I find that a duck's opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I'd say, "Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!" When I think of a duck's friends, I think of other ducks. But he could have, say, a beaver in tow.

I would like it if four people did a cartwheel all at once... so I can make a cart.

I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.