Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.