If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.

No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones.

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.

Every picture of you is when you were younger.

A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace it before they check it off, but they make that stuff impossible to replace. I go to the store and ask, 'Do you have coke in a glass harmonica ...Do you have individually wrapped cashews'

I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won!