I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.

I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I'm not even white. I'm off-white. It's a new race; we will prevail!

People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

I got a hotel room at New York New York in Las Vegas and I was very happy. They've got that rollercoaster encircling the entire premises, just like Manhattan.