My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.
You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.
My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.
I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end.
My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.