An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.
The customer’s always right.
Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"
A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.
When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.
Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.