What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.

Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car.

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.