I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
Mitch HedbergI read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.
Mitch HedbergI did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?
Mitch Hedberg