When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.

Xylophone is spelled with an X. That's wrong. It should be a Z up front. Next time you spell xylophone, use a Z. If someone says, "That's wrong!", you say, "No, it ain't." If you think that's wrong, then you need to have your head Z-rayed.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly.

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord.