Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

We don't have to fix anything.

I called the hotel operator and she said, "How can I direct your call?" I said, "Well, you could say 'Action!', and I'll begin to dial. And when I say 'Goodbye', then you can yell 'Cut!'"

XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"

I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call from here, some other woman answered. "You sound older!"

I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!