I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.

I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.

I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up? That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "Yeah, what candy bar are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"