Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!
I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end.
Mitch”, but then reattach it and call it “Mitch-all-together.
As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two key elements. You can't be like pancakes. You're all happy at first, but then by the end, you're sick of 'em.
I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.
The customer’s always right.