I went to a tent store. "What kind of tent do you need?" "Circus."

I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow sh*t.

It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky.

I got binoculars 'cause I don't want to go that close.

I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said, "Screw it. Cut 'em up!"

I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.

I play the guitar. I taught myself how to play the guitar, which was a bad decision... because I didn't know how to play it, so I was a shitty teacher. I would never have went to me.