I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall.
I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys."
People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.
Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.