I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

This shirt is "dry-clean only"... Which means it's dirty.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

I went to a tent store. "What kind of tent do you need?" "Circus."

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky.

Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.