Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch HedbergI saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."
Mitch HedbergI miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?
Mitch Hedberg