I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.
Mitch HedbergWhen we were on acid, we would go into the woods, because there was less chance that you would run into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. My friend Duane was there, raising his right hand, swearing to help prevent forest fires. He told me, "Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person!"
Mitch Hedberg