If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9 I say Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick.
If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for. That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.