A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.

I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!

Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth.

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!"

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.