I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.
Mitch HedbergI don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
Mitch HedbergI mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'll be like what, and i'll say it again and he'll be like what, and i'll say it again and he'll still be like what, so now he's got me yellin. Man that tree is far away
Mitch Hedberg