Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.
If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly.
I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.
I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.
Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.