An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

I was going to stay overnight at my friend's house - he said, "you'll have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity! You don't know how bad I wanted to sleep on the wall.

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end.

No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones.