I had to take a physical to do this show. They had a lot of weird questions like, "Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?"

I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, and win a prize". Aw, come on, man, let just me have some. I'll tell you what, guess how many jellybeans I want! If you guessed a handful, you are right.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.

A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.

I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar, and a guy named Reese comes by and says, "Gimme that", you better hand it over.

XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"