A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.

Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why I don't buy it. I don't need another step between me and toast.

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.

Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot!