A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.

Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps

I am wearing a vest. If I had no arms, it would be a jacket.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"