If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. But I don't want 'em to, you know, I'm like "Hey, hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf."

I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down.

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.