I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.

I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them.

I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.