I'm not into sports. I mean...I like Gatorade, but that's as far as it goes.

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end.

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.