Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

Stand-up is an art but since it's humor and it's funny - a lot of guys that don't think it's art are probably coming from the angle that they don't want to take it so seriously. I've always looked at it as an art but I don't look at it as a pretentious art. I understand it has to be taken lightly because it is just comedy in the end, but the good stand-up comics are someone with something to say.

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50.

Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.

As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to pretend that I got there accidentally. "How the hell did I get up here? I guess I have to slide down. Whee!" That's what you say when you're having fun. You refer to yourself and some other people.