I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky.
I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else.
Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?
Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad. But people don't realize I'm actually crying - they think I'm just reacting.