Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive.

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

As the great philosopher George Santayana would have said, 'those who cannot remember the past . . . should simply read Jan Van Meter's Tippecanoe and Tyler Too.' Van Meter's greatest hits collection of slogans is the catchiest ever retelling of American history. It's like the greatest minds of Madison Avenue sat down to write a history book. They don't make sound bites like they used to!

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.