While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their conversation was fraught with risk.

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

I love the challenge of taking something that may be boring to a lot of people but is unarguably important. It's irresistible. I always take projects that I'm paid to learns stuff. I study much harder now than I did when I was in college.

My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.