While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their conversation was fraught with risk.

Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.

Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple.