I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their conversation was fraught with risk.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.

Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple.