Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple.

I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.

My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.