Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.