Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.

A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.

I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.