I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.