Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.
I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.
When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.
National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.
Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.
I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.