Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.