Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.
Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.
Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.
She's vibrator dependent.
I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.
People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.