When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

That's one of the problems with making music your business, it becomes a business. You're no longer just this kid who is a fan and going to see every show. I've been in a bar every night for the last 15 years. Going to see bands for me is work.

I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.