She's vibrator dependent.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.