I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.
You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.
I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.
She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?
Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.
Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.