Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

That's one of the problems with making music your business, it becomes a business. You're no longer just this kid who is a fan and going to see every show. I've been in a bar every night for the last 15 years. Going to see bands for me is work.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.