I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.
She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?
Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.
Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.
Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.
I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.