It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple.
Moon Unit ZappaMy mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realize I was going to get educated.
Moon Unit ZappaI would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!
Moon Unit ZappaWe had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.
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