Youth is harmed by having wisdom thrust upon it. Youth must gather wisdom slowly, in laughter and tears.

[Moses] probably said to himself, 'Must stop or I shall be getting silly.' That is why there are only ten commandments.

Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.

I believe I was impatient with unintelligent people from the moment I was born: a tragedy - for I am myself three-parts a fool.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and managed to conceal the little dog upon my person. All went well until my bosom barked.

Youth is harmed by having wisdom thrust upon it. Youth must gather wisdom slowly, in laughter and tears.