[Moses] probably said to himself, 'Must stop or I shall be getting silly.' That is why there are only ten commandments.

If you can read this you can read me.

Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked."

[Moses] probably said to himself, 'Must stop or I shall be getting silly.' That is why there are only ten commandments.

Youth is harmed by having wisdom thrust upon it. Youth must gather wisdom slowly, in laughter and tears.

I have laid my cheek upon the earth and felt it my mother's bosom.

Oh dear me - it's too late to do anything but accept you and love you - but when you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said "hush" just once!