Tallulah [Bankhead] is always skating on thin ice. Everyone wants to be there when it breaks.

You can do anything in London, as long as you don't do it on the street.

Youth is harmed by having wisdom thrust upon it. Youth must gather wisdom slowly, in laughter and tears.

Wedlock: the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and managed to conceal the little dog upon my person. All went well until my bosom barked.

I have laid my cheek upon the earth and felt it my mother's bosom.

Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.