Tallulah [Bankhead] is always skating on thin ice. Everyone wants to be there when it breaks.

I do not really care what people do as long as they do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.

Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and managed to conceal the little dog upon my person. All went well until my bosom barked.

Wedlock: the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

I believe I was impatient with unintelligent people from the moment I was born: a tragedy - for I am myself three-parts a fool.