Wedlock: the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

Our best loved friend is always in some way our peer.

Oh dear me - it's too late to do anything but accept you and love you - but when you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said "hush" just once!

Lillian Gish may be a charming person, but she is not Ophelia. She comes on stage as if she had been sent for to sew rings on the new curtains.

I do not really care what people do as long as they do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.

If you can read this you can read me.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.