I have laid my cheek upon the earth and felt it my mother's bosom.

You can do anything in London, as long as you don't do it on the street.

Youth is harmed by having wisdom thrust upon it. Youth must gather wisdom slowly, in laughter and tears.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

Wedlock: the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

Tallulah [Bankhead] is always skating on thin ice. Everyone wants to be there when it breaks.

[Moses] probably said to himself, 'Must stop or I shall be getting silly.' That is why there are only ten commandments.