I believe I was impatient with unintelligent people from the moment I was born: a tragedy - for I am myself three-parts a fool.

I believe I was impatient with unintelligent people from the moment I was born: a tragedy - for I am myself three-parts a fool.

Tallulah [Bankhead] is always skating on thin ice. Everyone wants to be there when it breaks.

I do not really care what people do as long as they do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.

I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and managed to conceal the little dog upon my person. All went well until my bosom barked.

Oh dear me - it's too late to do anything but accept you and love you - but when you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said "hush" just once!

If you can read this you can read me.