I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and managed to conceal the little dog upon my person. All went well until my bosom barked.

Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked."

Tallulah [Bankhead] is always skating on thin ice. Everyone wants to be there when it breaks.

I have laid my cheek upon the earth and felt it my mother's bosom.

I do not really care what people do as long as they do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.

You can do anything in London, as long as you don't do it on the street.

Youth is harmed by having wisdom thrust upon it. Youth must gather wisdom slowly, in laughter and tears.