Oh dear me - it's too late to do anything but accept you and love you - but when you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said "hush" just once!

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

You can do anything in London, as long as you don't do it on the street.

Oh dear me - it's too late to do anything but accept you and love you - but when you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said "hush" just once!

I do not really care what people do as long as they do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.

Lillian Gish may be a charming person, but she is not Ophelia. She comes on stage as if she had been sent for to sew rings on the new curtains.

I believe I was impatient with unintelligent people from the moment I was born: a tragedy - for I am myself three-parts a fool.