I do not really care what people do as long as they do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

Tallulah [Bankhead] is always skating on thin ice. Everyone wants to be there when it breaks.

Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked."

Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.

I believe I was impatient with unintelligent people from the moment I was born: a tragedy - for I am myself three-parts a fool.

Our best loved friend is always in some way our peer.