Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

I have laid my cheek upon the earth and felt it my mother's bosom.

Oh dear me - it's too late to do anything but accept you and love you - but when you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said "hush" just once!

Youth is harmed by having wisdom thrust upon it. Youth must gather wisdom slowly, in laughter and tears.

[Moses] probably said to himself, 'Must stop or I shall be getting silly.' That is why there are only ten commandments.

I believe I was impatient with unintelligent people from the moment I was born: a tragedy - for I am myself three-parts a fool.