Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

If you can read this you can read me.

People we love must be loved as they are. It is a want both of wisdom and courage on our part - a sort of drug - this wilful blindness, to blame them, because they fail our vision of them.

I believe I was impatient with unintelligent people from the moment I was born: a tragedy - for I am myself three-parts a fool.

Tallulah [Bankhead] is always skating on thin ice. Everyone wants to be there when it breaks.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and managed to conceal the little dog upon my person. All went well until my bosom barked.